A Doc in the lab sat down and thought,
“overpopulation’s been on my mind quite a lot”
I wonder if..
nah that’s just cruel.
I still need my son to go to school.
that can’t be it.
The wife’s not even gonna let me hit.
accidents happen frequently.
Can we just go about this, secretly?
it really wasn’t me..
just quit it already
you’re speaking absurdity.
But I do know whoever did it,
said, “Fuck it I wanna be rich.”
”Proctor and Gamble got down on their knees,
and now I got fools fighting for toiletries.”